Couples Reviews

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Dear Boys:

Do you want to get laid on a regular basis?

I’m guessing your answer is "yes." That’s why you should take a cue from Alain.

This is a picture of a random rose he brought me home. We weren’t in a fight. I didn’t bitch him out. There were no problems whatsoever. He just brought it home because he digs me.

Girls like this sort of thing. And you can find this sort of thing at your local grocery store— no fancy dinners or major sacrifices required.

See, girls love to know that you were just thinking about them to begin with. We’re complicated like that.

Roses: your best friend when dating, or married to, a girl.

Hey everyone,

Promise we’ll be back this week with new reviews. In the meantime, I put up a new poll in the right sidebar to keep you busy (for a couple of seconds, anyway). Hope everyone is enjoying their weekend!

Cecilia

Alain and I are celebrating our anniversary this weekend. We’re going off on a nice island vacation for a few days, so you won’t hear from us for a couple of days. Enjoy your weekend!

Hugs,

Cecilia

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Wanted to let you know about some nice sales going on at the places we routinely buy from.

Adult DVD Empire (who won AVN’s 2006 award for best adult retailer) is having a 2-for-1 sale this month on Vivid videos. They’re offering four different video lines ranging from $12.95 for 2 videos, up to $21.95 for two videos. Check out that sale here.

Adam & Eve, as usual, have some very nice specials right now. They’ll give you a Pink Passion masturbator for free. They also have the Adam & Eve starter kit for free, which includes a nice simple vibe, some lube, some flavored body goop, and a DVD. And they’ve got their usual schmorgasbord of sale and clearance stuff.

We normally go to Libida for books, but we found it through the site that it’s National Masturbation Month. Who knew? To honor the horny among us, they’re offering 25% off some nice girly toys.

Enjoy!

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I couldn’t resist posting this one. Happy Sunday! ~ Cecilia

The Seven Kinds of Sex

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say “screw you.”

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun
in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.