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A trip to the bookstore is way more fun when a camera phone is involved.

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Think you’re funny? Check out the photo after the jump and come up with a witty caption for it. Fabulous prizes await you in Couples Reviews’ first-ever contest!

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Hey all,

Sorry for the later-than-usual post. We’ve had all kinds of things happening around here.

First, the really interesting news: Couples Reviews has teamed up with a very trusted company to create our very own adult store. It was a great collaboration. I’m especially happy that I can now point you all to one single place instead of several different toy stores.

Our store is kick-ass, to say the least. We’ve got tons of DVDs, sex toys, pornstar information, a gift shop, and even some VHS tapes and a gay store, too. Take a minute to look around when you’ve got a chance.

We’ve also got a dating and a swingers area in the works– shhhh! We’ll let you know when that comes together.

In sex news, last night we headed to bed around 3 a.m. (again). Turned out the lights, mentioned something about sex, and next thing you know Alain’s got his cock in my ass till almost 4 in the damned morning. Anal sex is always news, IMO. Of course, the downside is that I’m a friggin zombie today, but hell . . . small price to pay, right?

Anyhow, we’ll be back tomorrow night with another great review for you all. In the meantime, poke around Couples Reviews for other adult reviews. And if you happen to feel like making a home porno tonight, check out the “make your own porn” kit we’ve got in the store. Love it.

Good night and much love,

Cecilia

A blonde takes a seat at the athletic club’s bar next to a man who just got done with a game of tennis. He has two tennis balls in the pocket of his shorts. They make a huge bulge in his crotch.

“What’s that?” she asks, pointing at the bulge.

“Tennis balls,” he replies.

“Oh my god,” she winces, “that must really hurt… I had tennis elbow once.”

Happy weekend, folks!

I trust your Saturday is going well. Alain and I were up late last night (as usual), screwed at around 3 a.m., and promptly fell asleep. Marriage is great.

Just wanted to pass along this link to the adult blogs run by members of Adult Friend Finder. If you’ve been around the adult entertainment or dating sites on the internet for any amount of time, you’ve probably heard of Adult Friend Finder. It’s a dating service specifically for adults. They offer pretty much anything you can think of– swingers, threesomes, hot sex . . . you know, the usual

Anyhow, a lot of the members run their own blogs, and they get pretty steamy. Some even post pics– clothed and naked– of themselves.

Best of all, it’s completely FREE to read their blogs. Hot!

Alain and I will be back later today with another great adult review. In the meantime, enjoy the reading and the rest of your day!

Did you know that there’s a record of the heaviest human female breasts, weighing in at a whopping 52 pounds?? Or that there’s a reference to women using dildos in the Bible? And guys will take heart in knowing that the smallest recorded penis (in the Kinsey surveys) was a mere 1 inch long. Yikes.

World Sex Records is chock-full of these sexual odds and ends. Best of all, the site is completely free and doesn’t have any pop-ups.

Spend some time looking through these sex records, and you’ll be able to astound and amaze your friends at the next party!

Gold digger or the real deal? YOU decide!

You may have already known that Anna Nicole is headed to the Supreme Court. After her claim to her former husband’s millions was thrown out — and she ended up without a penny — she appealed that shit and is going to the Supreme Court today.

She might be a gold digger, she might have genuinely loved her husband. Who knows. Either way, that girl deserves something for screwing that guy. Yuck.

What do you think?

We’re staring Monday in the face. Ugh, the start of another work week. Don’t despair! Here are some Monday funnies to get you through. These are quotes all supposedly found written in bathroom stalls.

We all know that the greatest thoughts come to us on the shitter.

Friends don’t let friends take home ugly men
Women’s restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand’s Pizza, Washington , DC

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