Couples Reviews

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I couldn’t resist posting this one. Happy Sunday! ~ Cecilia

The Seven Kinds of Sex

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say “screw you.”

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun
in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.

Hey all,

Tonight’s review will be up shortly, but I wanted to point out a couple of new things on the site.

First, we’ve (finally) incorporated a rating system into our reviews.  Movies and adult sites are now rated on various criteria, while toys and books are given a 1-10 rating.  This should make it quick and easy to get an overall feel for the review product.

Second, there’s a new poll up on the right sidebar of the page and it looks like it’s a little slow to get some votes this time around!  Take a look and answer the question, “What is your bedroom kink?”  You can even fill in your own answer as to what turns you on in the sack.

Much love and happy Friday,

Cecilia & Alain

Believe it of not, there was a time in our relationship when Cecilia and I wanted to “take it slow.” This brief period of time lasted, while it was still under our control, for about a week. Here’s the story of how an unfortunate accident forced us to restrain our sexual desire for each other until the time was really right.

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It’s a special day for porn fans– today is Jenna Jameson’s 32nd birthday!

Whether you love her or not, you can’t deny that Jenna is one of the most influential figures in the adult world. She’s the Oprah of porn, a woman with a true rags to riches story that you’ve just got to respect.

Jenna is a porn star, an actress, an author, a business woman, and a household name. She’s received more AVN awards than you can count, and has starred in hundreds of adult films. Rock on, Jenna.

So relax, pour a cold one, and get jiggy with someone you love. What better way to celebrate Jenna Jameson’s birthday?

You can view Jenna’s bio and DVDs here

We’ve received a few emails now asking the question, “How did the two of you meet?” This is the story of two people… Alain and Cecilia, a happily married, sexually adventurous and all around normal couple that enjoy sex, each other, and webmastering enough to bring you our deepest, most personal thoughts in a reviews blog.

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We talked this morning and decided we need to change the Couples Reviews update schedule. We love updating every day, and Alain and I both have a strong dedication to this site and our readers. But we’re so damned back-logged on everything. We’ve got a million things on a million different back burners. Hell, I shaved my legs yesterday for the first time in like 2 weeks

So instead of updating every single day, we’re switching to updating Monday through Friday. I figure we’ll have a preview-of-the-week post on Saturdays or Sundays for you, so you know we’re not going anywhere.

I know, I know. The humanity! you say. It’s horrifying, but I’m sure you’ll get by somehow . . . (more…)

Winner of the first Couples Reviews contest! We promised we’d give away a sex toy for the funniest caption for this pic. Find out who the winner is . . . after the jump!

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Alain’s working late tonight at his day job, and I start a new job tomorrow

So tonight I’m posting some of the many sex-related sites I’ve stumbled across and bookmarked over the years.

But first, have you seen the story about a man who severed his own penis and threw it at police officers?

Okay, enjoy the links listed right after the jump. All of these sites are free. We’ll be back tomorrow with a review for you all.

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