Couples Reviews

Hey all!

Halloweenie (as we like to call it) is just a couple of days away. In celebration, we’ve posted a new poll– Do you and your partner ever role play? Check it out on the right sidebar.

I dressed up as “shrimp on the Barbie” this year (I just had to make it complicated with a pun costume), and Alain kind of dug the blond wig. We’re going to play dress-up with his Rick James/Billy Dee Williams/Slash costume. Details to cum.

If you’re still looking for a nice, slutty costume to wear, Frederick’s of Hollywood still has some stuff available, as does Adam & Eve. They both offer overnight shipping– but we suggest dressing up any day of the year!

The longer Cecilia and I are married, the more fun we have in the sack. Granted, we could easily be referred to as “newlyweds” by the more seasoned married couples out there, but for what it’s worth we feel like marriage has done nothing but strengthen our love and encourage us to find new, sexy, fun and dirty ways to please each other sexually. This short article will describe a “new for us” way of screwing like minks.

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We’re gearing up for our next review, one that I think you will all appreciate! It’s called HistoricErotica.com and it’s a brand new site featuring a thinking-man’s tour of the world of erotica while nudity was still taboo! It’s currently called Good Old XXX, but don’t let that throw you, this is a new site featuring videos and pictures encompassing a never-before-seen gamut of historical pornography. Porn films from the forbidden 1900’s through the raunchy 1980’s abound, and from the brief glimpse we’ve gotten of their members area as of the time of this writing, this should be an interesting, educational, and stimulating romp through the history of erotic entertainment. Stay tuned!

Hello CR Visitors!

You may have noticed some weirdness with the site in the past hour or so (it’s just before 11am on Friday). We’re doing some maintenance work in preparation for CR v2.0, which is coming soon and will have a whole slew of new features and updated functionality. Though we’ve been happy with the existing CR (which we all know and love), we’ve been building a laundry list of things we’d like to incorporate into a new, improved, lemon-scented version of CouplesReviews.

So we appreciate your patience and apologize for some of the minor glitches you may’ve seen lately. Rest assured, the new and improved CouplesReviews, coming shortly, will knock your socks off (or knock your boots or however). Please contact us if you have any suggestions or wishes for the upcoming CR v2.0!

Regards,

Alain

Happy Sunday!

So today, I (Cecilia) Google the term “porn for women”. I was
hoping to come up with some more female/couples friendly porn
sites– ‘hoping‘ being the key term here.

You know what the #2 organic search result was for “porn for women”?

It was THIS MONSTROSITY of a site.

Honest question: Is this what people really believe???

I can understand that if you have ZERO knowledge of porn, you might
think that porn does (puke) destroy women. Granted, there I
think there is a lack of chick porn out there, but it’s not
non-existent.

Alain and I agree: Our problem with this ‘porn destroys women’ type of
site is the following: By claiming that ‘porn destroys women,’ this
person is: 1) saying that all porn is NOT for women; 2) women
have NO sex drive and do not enjoy sexually arousing imagery, words,
situations, or fantasies; and (most disturbing) 3) women are
so completely unaware of their surroundings, situations, life
experience, and desires that they are oblivious to everything they
consume– that they are victimized by all that they see, hear, and
know to the point that everything around them just ‘destroys’ them.

WTF??!!

To the jackass that owns that site: Do you not realize that you are
ultimately putting women BACK into a submissive, repressed, powerless
state by saying that ‘porn destroys women’??? Give me a @$%#)^!
break. Alain & I own a house, functioning cars, a variety of pets
. . . We hold down steady day jobs . . . We have great friends . . .
and we have an amazing marriage.

Yes, Cecilia is so fucked up by porn that she’s got the
stereotypical American dream life and is doing just fine, thank you
very much. Fuckers.

Rant over.

So– guys AND gals– if you agree that a site like this is doing more damage than good, please let them know. We
don’t know them from a hole in the wall, so feel free to use our site
name!

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Dear Boys:

Do you want to get laid on a regular basis?

I’m guessing your answer is "yes." That’s why you should take a cue from Alain.

This is a picture of a random rose he brought me home. We weren’t in a fight. I didn’t bitch him out. There were no problems whatsoever. He just brought it home because he digs me.

Girls like this sort of thing. And you can find this sort of thing at your local grocery store— no fancy dinners or major sacrifices required.

See, girls love to know that you were just thinking about them to begin with. We’re complicated like that.

Roses: your best friend when dating, or married to, a girl.

Hey everyone,

Promise we’ll be back this week with new reviews. In the meantime, I put up a new poll in the right sidebar to keep you busy (for a couple of seconds, anyway). Hope everyone is enjoying their weekend!

Cecilia

Alain and I are celebrating our anniversary this weekend. We’re going off on a nice island vacation for a few days, so you won’t hear from us for a couple of days. Enjoy your weekend!

Hugs,

Cecilia

Wanted to let you know about some nice sales going on at the places we routinely buy from.

Adult DVD Empire (who won AVN’s 2006 award for best adult retailer) is having a 2-for-1 sale this month on Vivid videos. They’re offering four different video lines ranging from $12.95 for 2 videos, up to $21.95 for two videos. Check out that sale here.

Adam & Eve, as usual, have some very nice specials right now. They’ll give you a Pink Passion masturbator for free. They also have the Adam & Eve starter kit for free, which includes a nice simple vibe, some lube, some flavored body goop, and a DVD. And they’ve got their usual schmorgasbord of sale and clearance stuff.

We normally go to Libida for books, but we found it through the site that it’s National Masturbation Month. Who knew? To honor the horny among us, they’re offering 25% off some nice girly toys.

Enjoy!