Couples Reviews

This is why we love Adam & Eve.

Not only do they make it possible to clone your penis, but they include a vibrator with it.

Oh, Alain? Where are you???

We’re thinking of trying this one if our Couples Reviews readers are curious enough. Leave a comment or email us and let us know.

Happy weekend!

xoxo

Hey all!

Halloweenie (as we like to call it) is just a couple of days away. In celebration, we’ve posted a new poll– Do you and your partner ever role play? Check it out on the right sidebar.

I dressed up as “shrimp on the Barbie” this year (I just had to make it complicated with a pun costume), and Alain kind of dug the blond wig. We’re going to play dress-up with his Rick James/Billy Dee Williams/Slash costume. Details to cum.

If you’re still looking for a nice, slutty costume to wear, Frederick’s of Hollywood still has some stuff available, as does Adam & Eve. They both offer overnight shipping– but we suggest dressing up any day of the year!

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Wanted to let you know about some nice sales going on at the places we routinely buy from.

Adult DVD Empire (who won AVN’s 2006 award for best adult retailer) is having a 2-for-1 sale this month on Vivid videos. They’re offering four different video lines ranging from $12.95 for 2 videos, up to $21.95 for two videos. Check out that sale here.

Adam & Eve, as usual, have some very nice specials right now. They’ll give you a Pink Passion masturbator for free. They also have the Adam & Eve starter kit for free, which includes a nice simple vibe, some lube, some flavored body goop, and a DVD. And they’ve got their usual schmorgasbord of sale and clearance stuff.

We normally go to Libida for books, but we found it through the site that it’s National Masturbation Month. Who knew? To honor the horny among us, they’re offering 25% off some nice girly toys.

Enjoy!

We talked this morning and decided we need to change the Couples Reviews update schedule. We love updating every day, and Alain and I both have a strong dedication to this site and our readers. But we’re so damned back-logged on everything. We’ve got a million things on a million different back burners. Hell, I shaved my legs yesterday for the first time in like 2 weeks

So instead of updating every single day, we’re switching to updating Monday through Friday. I figure we’ll have a preview-of-the-week post on Saturdays or Sundays for you, so you know we’re not going anywhere.

I know, I know. The humanity! you say. It’s horrifying, but I’m sure you’ll get by somehow . . . (more…)

Alain’s working late tonight at his day job, and I start a new job tomorrow

So tonight I’m posting some of the many sex-related sites I’ve stumbled across and bookmarked over the years.

But first, have you seen the story about a man who severed his own penis and threw it at police officers?

Okay, enjoy the links listed right after the jump. All of these sites are free. We’ll be back tomorrow with a review for you all.

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Hey all,

Sorry for the later-than-usual post. We’ve had all kinds of things happening around here.

First, the really interesting news: Couples Reviews has teamed up with a very trusted company to create our very own adult store. It was a great collaboration. I’m especially happy that I can now point you all to one single place instead of several different toy stores.

Our store is kick-ass, to say the least. We’ve got tons of DVDs, sex toys, pornstar information, a gift shop, and even some VHS tapes and a gay store, too. Take a minute to look around when you’ve got a chance.

We’ve also got a dating and a swingers area in the works– shhhh! We’ll let you know when that comes together.

In sex news, last night we headed to bed around 3 a.m. (again). Turned out the lights, mentioned something about sex, and next thing you know Alain’s got his cock in my ass till almost 4 in the damned morning. Anal sex is always news, IMO. Of course, the downside is that I’m a friggin zombie today, but hell . . . small price to pay, right?

Anyhow, we’ll be back tomorrow night with another great review for you all. In the meantime, poke around Couples Reviews for other adult reviews. And if you happen to feel like making a home porno tonight, check out the “make your own porn” kit we’ve got in the store. Love it.

Good night and much love,

Cecilia

Happy weekend, folks!

I trust your Saturday is going well. Alain and I were up late last night (as usual), screwed at around 3 a.m., and promptly fell asleep. Marriage is great.

Just wanted to pass along this link to the adult blogs run by members of Adult Friend Finder. If you’ve been around the adult entertainment or dating sites on the internet for any amount of time, you’ve probably heard of Adult Friend Finder. It’s a dating service specifically for adults. They offer pretty much anything you can think of– swingers, threesomes, hot sex . . . you know, the usual

Anyhow, a lot of the members run their own blogs, and they get pretty steamy. Some even post pics– clothed and naked– of themselves.

Best of all, it’s completely FREE to read their blogs. Hot!

Alain and I will be back later today with another great adult review. In the meantime, enjoy the reading and the rest of your day!

Did you know that there’s a record of the heaviest human female breasts, weighing in at a whopping 52 pounds?? Or that there’s a reference to women using dildos in the Bible? And guys will take heart in knowing that the smallest recorded penis (in the Kinsey surveys) was a mere 1 inch long. Yikes.

World Sex Records is chock-full of these sexual odds and ends. Best of all, the site is completely free and doesn’t have any pop-ups.

Spend some time looking through these sex records, and you’ll be able to astound and amaze your friends at the next party!

Gold digger or the real deal? YOU decide!

You may have already known that Anna Nicole is headed to the Supreme Court. After her claim to her former husband’s millions was thrown out — and she ended up without a penny — she appealed that shit and is going to the Supreme Court today.

She might be a gold digger, she might have genuinely loved her husband. Who knows. Either way, that girl deserves something for screwing that guy. Yuck.

What do you think?