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Chateau-Cherie.com - A deliciously plump, redheaded horny housewife takes it all off for the camera at the palace of hedonism that is Chateau-Cherie.com.

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This is why we love Adam & Eve.

Not only do they make it possible to clone your penis, but they include a vibrator with it.

Oh, Alain? Where are you???

We’re thinking of trying this one if our Couples Reviews readers are curious enough. Leave a comment or email us and let us know.

Happy weekend!

xoxo

Hey all!

Halloweenie (as we like to call it) is just a couple of days away. In celebration, we’ve posted a new poll– Do you and your partner ever role play? Check it out on the right sidebar.

I dressed up as “shrimp on the Barbie” this year (I just had to make it complicated with a pun costume), and Alain kind of dug the blond wig. We’re going to play dress-up with his Rick James/Billy Dee Williams/Slash costume. Details to cum.

If you’re still looking for a nice, slutty costume to wear, Frederick’s of Hollywood still has some stuff available, as does Adam & Eve. They both offer overnight shipping– but we suggest dressing up any day of the year!

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Happy Sunday!

So today, I (Cecilia) Google the term “porn for women”. I was
hoping to come up with some more female/couples friendly porn
sites– ‘hoping‘ being the key term here.

You know what the #2 organic search result was for “porn for women”?

It was THIS MONSTROSITY of a site.

Honest question: Is this what people really believe???

I can understand that if you have ZERO knowledge of porn, you might
think that porn does (puke) destroy women. Granted, there I
think there is a lack of chick porn out there, but it’s not
non-existent.

Alain and I agree: Our problem with this ‘porn destroys women’ type of
site is the following: By claiming that ‘porn destroys women,’ this
person is: 1) saying that all porn is NOT for women; 2) women
have NO sex drive and do not enjoy sexually arousing imagery, words,
situations, or fantasies; and (most disturbing) 3) women are
so completely unaware of their surroundings, situations, life
experience, and desires that they are oblivious to everything they
consume– that they are victimized by all that they see, hear, and
know to the point that everything around them just ‘destroys’ them.

WTF??!!

To the jackass that owns that site: Do you not realize that you are
ultimately putting women BACK into a submissive, repressed, powerless
state by saying that ‘porn destroys women’??? Give me a @$%#)^!
break. Alain & I own a house, functioning cars, a variety of pets
. . . We hold down steady day jobs . . . We have great friends . . .
and we have an amazing marriage.

Yes, Cecilia is so fucked up by porn that she’s got the
stereotypical American dream life and is doing just fine, thank you
very much. Fuckers.

Rant over.

So– guys AND gals– if you agree that a site like this is doing more damage than good, please let them know. We
don’t know them from a hole in the wall, so feel free to use our site
name!

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Twistys.com - Glamour babes aim to please at the ultra high-gloss showcase that is Twistys. We’ve included lots of sample pics and even some screenshots of the members’ area for your pleasure.

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CzechLovers.com - Michelle and Martin, a real couple from Prague, offer an explicit peek into their sex life at CzechLovers.com

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Dear Boys:

Do you want to get laid on a regular basis?

I’m guessing your answer is "yes." That’s why you should take a cue from Alain.

This is a picture of a random rose he brought me home. We weren’t in a fight. I didn’t bitch him out. There were no problems whatsoever. He just brought it home because he digs me.

Girls like this sort of thing. And you can find this sort of thing at your local grocery store— no fancy dinners or major sacrifices required.

See, girls love to know that you were just thinking about them to begin with. We’re complicated like that.

Roses: your best friend when dating, or married to, a girl.

Hey everyone,

Promise we’ll be back this week with new reviews. In the meantime, I put up a new poll in the right sidebar to keep you busy (for a couple of seconds, anyway). Hope everyone is enjoying their weekend!

Cecilia

Alain and I are celebrating our anniversary this weekend. We’re going off on a nice island vacation for a few days, so you won’t hear from us for a couple of days. Enjoy your weekend!

Hugs,

Cecilia