Random Rose
Dear Boys:
Do you want to get laid on a regular basis?
I’m guessing your answer is "yes." That’s why you should take a cue from Alain.
This is a picture of a random rose he brought me home. We weren’t in a fight. I didn’t bitch him out. There were no problems whatsoever. He just brought it home because he digs me.
Girls like this sort of thing. And you can find this sort of thing at your local grocery store— no fancy dinners or major sacrifices required.
See, girls love to know that you were just thinking about them to begin with. We’re complicated like that.
Roses: your best friend when dating, or married to, a girl.
November 11th, 2006 at 6:39 am
no becaues then the girls go like “great how long do i have to carry this around”
November 12th, 2006 at 11:11 am
You do have a point there
Luckily, we were at home so I didn’t have to carry it around all night!