Couples Reviews

AllOver30.com is what we all needed most. For many, many reasons, this site is the first one to come along in ages that manages to effectively bring reality, romance, fantasy, and most of all value back into the "porn you pay for" genre. Before I even get into details, I will unequivocally say that this has got to be the nicest, sexiest, easiest- to-navigate nudie site I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot of them.

Let me tell you why.

I, like many men beyond their teenage and college years, have grown weary of the cookie-cutter approach to pornography. Everywhere you look, it’s "teens" and "coeds" and "girls" and "nymphs" and for fuck sake…. where are all the WOMEN?

Whatever happened to sexy, sultry, mature women posing naked, having amazing sex with their (or other) men? What about all the kinky bedroom stuff that happens at night between married couples (like us)?

What about all the women we see moseying around the malls in Springtime, with sexy painted toenails peeking out from expensive shoes, the wind playfully whipping at their skirts? The soccer moms in ponytails dragging their kids to practice and bouncing up and down, cheering when they make a goal?

You can tell, I’m getting carried away. And that’s what Allover30.com does to me. It jogs my mind, it tickles my fantasies, and it sure as hell plumps my pickle.

AllOver30.com is geniously conceived and expertly executed. There’s little doubt in my mind that there will be imitators following the leader, and that they’ll likely try to out-volume Allover30.com and claim that quantity should win your attention. There just as little doubt in my mind that you’ll come back, over and over again, to quality and consistency.

Don’t let me give you the impression though, that Allover30.com shirks its responsibility to deliver PLENTY of STUNNING and alluring mature ladies of all shapes, sizes and colors. They update 5 days a week, with 3 full photosets, 1 clip, and one full-length movie per week. That’s 15 new sets a week, plenty of movies, and one really tough decision on which of these ladies to spend your spanking or fantasizing time on. The decision isn’t easy at AllOver30, but I don’t expect to hear you complaining about this…. there are rougher decisions to make.

I could go on and on, and usually I do.

Categories include: Mature Housewives (cleaning, cooking, fucking), Lacey Ladies (lingerie), 9 to 5 Ladies (office sex, anyone?), Furry Housewives (bush!), Nudism & Outdoors (sunburn!), Exotic Ladies (sistas, latinas, asians, you name it), Ladies in Action (hardcore sex time!), Ladies on Ladies (rug munchers r us), Mature Fetish (chips, dips, chains, whips), Mature Pleasure (bean flickers anonymous), Ladies with Toys (hardware aisle), and Miscellaneous Sets (smorgas-porn).

There are other sites out there that are "mature sites" and they really are, but you won’t find any fucking ugly women in AllOver30.com, nor bag-sagging grannies. These are sexy, seasoned, sexy, sexy, sexy women that in all likelihood would run CIRCLES around you in bed.

Mrs. Robinsons abound, and yes, they’re trying to seduce you.

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You’ve seen all those teen gals on other sites, and you say you’re ready for a woman who knows what she’s doing?

Look no further than AllOver30.com, a brand new mature ladies site for those who like their women with some confidence and experience.

All Over 30 is divided into 12 (yes, 12. These guys aren’t messing around) major categories: mature housewives, lacey ladies (gals in lingerie), 9 to 5 ladies (ladies in office attire), furry ladies (hairy gals), nudism & outdoors, exotic ladies, ladies in action (hardcore action), ladies on ladies, mature fetish (all kinds of wild shit, from ball gags to foot fetish), mature pleasure (solo masturbation), ladies with toys, and miscellaneous sets (stuff like this that doesn’t fit into other categories).

The site is very nicely laid out and easy to navigate. The landing page is the main navigation. Here, you can get to all of the major photo categories, movies, past updates, model index, support, and so on.

The updates page at All Over 30 shows you shots of upcoming models. The rest of the updates are displayed in a very easy to read list, showing the model’s name, the photo category, and even a link to the model’s main page. You also get links to the movie updates from here.

As of this review, there are 74 models in the model index, and it looks like they’re averaging 2 or 3 new models per week. The model index is alphabetized with clear headshots so you know what you’re getting into.

The photosets are extremely high quality without being overly glammed up. Sets hover around a generous 90-100 pics per set. Each photoset is conveniently labeled with the day it updated, the model name, the category, and a nice thumbnail preview. Sets are fully downloadable, too.

Clicking on a photo takes you to a nice 682×1024 photo. From here, you can easily click forward and back through the set, or get back to the thumbs page without having to hit your back button 7 million times. Some of the sets (newer ones, I’m assuming) even include a larger resolution view at an enormous 1024×1536.

Movies at All Over 30 are offered in both WMV and MPEG formats, and are available in easy-to-download clips or the full-length movie. There’s a preview thumb for each movie. The full-length movies are huge, anywhere from 80 to 200-ish megs, while clips are around 50 mB.

A few things are especially noteworthy about AllOver30.com. The update schedule is generous and consistent: updates 5 days a week, with a total of at least 15 photosets per week, daily movie clips, and one full-length movie per week.

They also have a friggin great search engine. You can search by name, hair color, age range (they go over 50 years old), breast size, tanned, piercings, category, body type (from petite to Rubenesque and everything in between) . . . you name it.

You’ll also find a members’ forum at All Over 30. It hasn’t picked up speed yet– the site’s, like, 2 weeks old. I have no doubt that the fans will come out in droves before you know it.

And one thing I always look for– easy to find and use customer support. You’ll notice links to support pages all throughout the site. AllOver30.com says outright that it actually cares what its members want, and they welcome suggestions.

Okay, enough with the factual stuff. What about the girls?

AllOver30.com claims a "no skanks allowed" policy, and I’ve gotta say, these women are hot. Not uncomfortable hot, not untouchable hot . . . but all cute, some even model-pretty, with very distinct attractive features. I’m totally impressed with the quality of women these guys have found.

Speaking of models, All Over 30 does something I’ve never seen before. They have full model bios for all the ladies– but they also scan in the original, hand-written bios for most of them. Now that is original, and I love it.

(The guys aren’t much to speak of– like this dude with the most obnoxious shirt I’ve ever seen– but I think that guys joining the site will be perfectly happy with that.)

I’ve got to say that I’m wowed by All Over 30, especially for a brand new site. It’s clean, it’s honest, easy to navigate, delivers quality content and consistent updates . . . I’d even venture to say that because these are real women with real experience, All Over 30 is a nice choice for couples to explore together. I’m curious to see where it goes and how it shapes up over time, especially with customer feedback. Highly recommended.

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