Toy/game review - Spicy Dice
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Spicy Dice -
They’re spicy. They’re dicey. They look so innocent but these dice are dirty and naughty and deserve a spanking! |
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Rating: 8/10 |
Rating: 8.5/10
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These dice have served us well since we’ve had them. Especially when we’ve had a few too many drinks. As opposed to regular dice, which you can roll, throw, toss or shoot and run the risk of winning everything or losing it all, with THESE dice, you ALWAYS win. Always. i do, at least. Cecilia and I begin playing with these long before we start playing with each other. They’re kinda loud, just like us. They clatter and clack on the coffee table as loud as we do. There are endless (endless) possibilities, here. Though I fancy myself an amateur statistician, I’m no mathematician. I do know, however, that here are enough ways to get positively in trouble to keep you busy for a long time. Each die has a certain purpose. One describes an action. Another describes a location. And another describes a body part. You do the math. |
Before Alain and I bought these dice, I kind of thought they were lame. I figured we were creative and fun enough already in bed, and we certainly didn’t need any help from a set of dice. But these Spicy Dice are way more fun than I could have imagined. One hexagon dice tells you the action you’re going to do — for instance, "nibble," "lick," "caress." The other hexagon dice tells you what body part you’re going to perform the act on — nipples, neck and ears, toes, and so on. The regular dice tells you where you’re going to do all of this stuff. You’d be surprised at what pops up. Alain pinched my nipple in the kitchen. I sucked his cock in the yard. You get the idea. What turned me on was doing dirty deeds in different places around the house. It’s also a great form of foreplay. The games says that you’re not supposed to actually screw unless BOTH hexagon dice turn up saying "sex." Right. That didn’t happen. The fun little sex acts got us going enough to say, "Screw the rules! Let’s screw each other!" Hey, for $5, you’re in good shape with the Spicy Dice.
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