Couples Reviews

It’s called the "Thick and Thicker Double Dong," but we call it BIG PURPLE. We give names to the toys we truly love.

If Big Purple weren’t as durable as it is, we would’ve had to buy a dozen of them by now. You can’t kill it. Believe me, we’ve tried.

It’s MY favorite toy to use on Cecilia, and I’d be surprised if she didn’t rate it in her top 2 as well. Double-dongs are great for their unique abilities to do a gazillion different things, but for us the real beauty of Big Purple (which is still grape-scented after all these years) is its size. It’s big at one end, and bigger at the other. To be precise, 1 1/2" at one end, and 1 3/4" at the other end. Its length is also a bonus. At a whopping 19" long, there’s no limit to how deep you can go with it, depending on your anatomical abilities.

Let’s see, what are our favorite things to do with Big Purple?

Cecilia’s fond of being double-penetrated in her vagina. Her pussy’s got AMAZING elasticity (see my fisting how-to), so I wouldn’t necessarily recommend this to couples new to sex toys unless you’re feeling mighty adventurous.

I’ll shove the big end of Big Purple into her pussy, either on her back (missionary) or on her knees (doggy) and work it in and out while she gets really wet, rubbing her clit furiously. Right before she’s about to orgasm, I’ll shove my cock inside as well and fuck her with both my cock AND Big Purple (she’s a champ). This, gentle reader, sends her to the stratosphere. She is rocketed through the galaxy of ecstasy on the double solid rocket booster of Mr. Lefty and Big Purple. She usually needs a few minutes to collect herself after one of these orgasms.

For those rare occasions when I’m either too tired, drunk, or tired and drunk (yes, this does happen on blue moons) to fuck, but Cecilia refuses to turn out the lights without some "service," Big Purple comes to the rescue. She doesn’t use it on herself, I use it on her.

People, it’s all in the wrist. She’ll get on all fours, sometimes with her tits pressed to the mattress and her ass pointed skywards with one hand firmly planted on her clit. I’ll lube up the big end of Big Purple and sink it nice and deep into her pussy. We’ve gotten this down to a SCIENCE and 99% of the time, Cecilia gets off like a nuclear bomb.

Big Purple. Be it. Learn it. Love it.

Thick & Thicker Double Dong at Adam & Eve

We call this toy "Big Purple." The fact that it’s got a name should show how much we love this toy.

Big Purple– a.k.a. the Thick & Thicker Double Dong– is a double dildo that’s (surprise) thick at one end, and even thicker at the other. I’m a bit of a bargain hunter, so I like the idea of getting more for my money like that.

Anyhow, Big Purple has been a true friend for us for years now. If Alain and I are screwing and I’m having "one of those nights" where it’s just not going to happen, Alain knows the protocol: "Should I get Big Purple?"

Indeed! I love love love this toy. The differences in thickness aren’t technically really that much. The specifications on the toy say that one end is about 1 1/2 inch thick and the other is 1 3/4 inch thick. Not much difference, but put it in your pussy and you’ll definitely feel the difference.

What I love about this toy is that it’s *just* rigid enough to not be flopping around when what I really want is to just get fucked. But it’s flexible enough to bend almost in half, too. Alain and I are huge fans of DP with this toy.

Oh, and it doubles as a nice slapping toy if you’re feeling kinky.

This really isn’t a toy for beginners, I don’t think, unless you’re ready to hit the ground running. It’s a humungous toy so it’s intimidating. But if you’ve already run through the gamut of vibrators and regular dongs, then a double dong is a must.

Thick & Thicker Double Dong at Adam & Eve