Couples Reviews

I don’t know why they call it the “Night Jasmine.” Maybe the marketing department was working late that night, or someone snuck some decaf into the coffee maker that morning. Who knows. I sure don’t.

This is a nifty little butt plug. It’s waterproof and vibrates. We had, however, a rough experience with this particular toy that I’ll share with you now.

Cecilia’s on her knees with her ass up in the air, taking it like a champ from behind. I’m looking at her sexy little asshole and a bright idea pops into my mind. We need a TOY! Busting out the Night Jasmine, I fire it up, slather some lube on it, and ask Cecilia if she’s ready for anal intrusion. She turns her head, flips her hair to the side and goes, “Give it to me.”

It’s shaped like the Stepped Pyramid, narrower at the top and then jutting outwards and then again, and one more time, ending in what the manufacturers call the “safety flange.” It’s a jelly-style thing, so it’s all smushy, but firm because it’s got the vibe things inside.

Sliding the first knob inside, Cecilia lets out an “Oooh, that’s nice.” I slide in the second knob. “OOOOOoooh, that’s a bit bigger.” “Yes babe, you’re on number two.” “Leave it in there and shove your cock in my pussy, I wanna feel double-penetrated.”

I proceed to do this for a few moments, playing with the adjustable vibration to the tune of her moaning and groaning with pleasure. I withdraw my cock, and ask, “Ready for number three?”

“I’m ready! It feels great!”

-Bloop- We have reached the elusive, heroic Level 3 anal penetration. Wow.

The flange is sticking out, but it’s not firm… rather, it’s very squishy and flexible because it’s made of the same jelly-sheathing as the rest.

Before my very eyes, and much to my absolute, unadulterated horror… her asshole sucks the rest of it INSIDE.

A second or two passes as I stare in shock before Cecilia, apparently UNAWARE that this has occurred, says to me “WOW. Stick your cock in me now!”

“Babe.”

“What?”

“We have a problem.”

“Problem?”

“Yes. It disappeared.”

“What do you mean, it disappeared? I can still feel it in me.”

“It disappeared *inside*. It’s gone. Like, all the way inside.”

“Holy shit.”

“Hold still. Fuck! I can’t get it.”

I begin to panic at this point. Cecilia, though she’s probably freaking out, maintains a calm and collected head.

“I’m going to push it out.”

“——”

She pushes and strains and the Night Jasmine comes flying out of her asshole and lands in my lap next to my now-totally-flacid penis. I’m sweating and about to cry.

“Oh my god, babe. Are you okay?”

“Yeah. A little sore, but I’m okay. That was a close one.”

“I don’t ever want to witness such a thing, ever again. Ever.”

“I’m glad I didn’t see it. I probably would’ve freaked out.”

Needless to say, gentle readers, beware of butt plugs with less-than-TRULY-safe flanges. The possibility of an anus swallowing whole something constructed like the Night Jasmine is VERY possible, and I believe that Cecilia got off easy. Last thing we would’ve wanted to endure was a trip to the emergency room and/or an appearance on America’s Wildest Videos.

Waterproof Vibrating Butt Plug at Adam & Eve

Butt plugs are nice, but vibrating butt plugs are even better.

Perhaps not in this case.

This comfortable, squishy-yet-firm, purple and cute butt plug seemed perfect. It’s not too thick or big, and it’s waterproof (more value for the money, IMO). The fact that it vibrates made us buy it, as this is my first vibrating butt plug.

So there we are, me on my knees with my ass high in the air and close to Alain’s face. With the toy lubed up and jiggly-vibrating its little heart out, Alain slowly slides it in.

There are a couple of bumps for extra texture, so be sure to push it in slowly. The bumps feel nice going in, but WOW the vibrations were putting me over the top!

So far, so good. But….. Perhaps Alain was getting a little too enthusiastic with thrusting the toy in and out of my ass. Maybe it was too lubed. Maybe the DP got me. Maybe his grip slipped. But the next thing I know, Alain is eerily quiet and still.

This is NOT a good thing to notice when something’s going in my butt.

“Babe?” he says with a worry in his voice that is making me very uncomfortable.

“What?? What’s wrong??” I cry.

“Uh…. the butt plug disappeared. It’s gone. It slid completely in your asshole!”

WHAT??!!

I know that sounds like I must have a massive loose ass, but that’s hardly the case. I do like anal, but it’s not very often that we actually play with my butt. So for an entire toy to just disappear into my ass is NOT a good thing.

The flange on this toy is about 2 inches or so, but there are a couple of problems: the jelly sleeve on the toy is pliable and rubbery, meaning the flange can squish thinner– essentially negating its job as a flange in the first place. It’s VERY important to look for a substantial and more rigid base on a butt toy or you’ll risk, oh, having the whole damned toy slide into your ass.

Another problem is that the base of the actual toy is almost the same diameter as the flange. So if you can get the toy into your ass all the way to the base, then there’s a good chance that the whole toy can get sucked in there, too.

Bottom (haha, bottom) line: I am definitely sold on vibrating butt plugs. They feel incredible. But this toy is a flat-out safety hazard and I can’t recommend it to anyone.

P. S. With a quick slip of my fingers, I easily pulled the toy out. Whew.

Waterproof Vibrating Butt Plug at Adam & Eve