Couples Reviews

As with most Private films, “Victoria’s Wet Secrets” features the usual stable of near-perfect, Barbie Doll women doing just about anything a man would want them to do. This one’s one of my favorites. The plot’s actually worth following, and the number of fetishistic scenarios explored on film make this movie a worthwhile addition to any porn aficionado’s collection.

The movie opens with an awards ceremony, but the winner (a great looking brunette) has a tear in her eye. The rest of the story functions as a prolonged flashback, explaining the reasons behind this strange juxtaposition of sadness and happiness.

The swim team is all-lesbian (of course) and arrives at a training facility. They proceed to the locker room, where a hole in the wall (Porky’s style) shows us a man’s eye peeping on the women as they undress. It isn’t long before they discover him, and one of the young nubiles goes over to see what the hell his deal is. Obviously, they begin to fuck like maniacs. There’s the full complement of cock sucking, pussy licking, anal, and a sweet oral cumshot.

The story continues, only now it’s more explanatory of the plot. Victoria is in love with the swim team’s masseuse. I mean, she’s gaga for this guy, staring at him with deer-in-headlights eyes.

The next scene however, features precisely what most men would want to see. Not some burly porn star massaging (and eventually screwing) a finely tanned, hard bodied starlet on a massage table, but a finely tanned, hard bodied starlet massaging another starlet. Bitchin’ Lesbian Scene #1. Two blondes with baby oil quickly digress from a back massage into a full body massage, complete with anal dildos, baby oil, pussy licking, and cross-legged pussy scraping. I love it.

A vocal interlude informs us that Victoria (priss) discovers these two lesbians going at it (now with a vibrating dildo) and is shocked. Again, priss. The scene continues, only now with an *exceptional* anal dildo part.

The next scene features yet another interesting fantasy brought to life nicely by Private. Two lesbian lovers sneak into the kitchen for a midnight snack, blatantly disregarding their strict dietary retirements (hha). They’re feeding each other sinfully for not long enough when the same stud from the first scene flips on the light. Gotcha!

There’s no real development of the scene here, and we’re cut instantly to a shot of his cock being adorned with whipped cream. The two lesbians (well, we guess they’re really bisexual) begin going to town on his frosted dick. Though these girls are nowhere near the deep-throating champs Cecilia is, they certainly give it their best effort. I suppose the fact that they’re now eating forbidden sweets through each others’ panties makes breaking the diet less of a sin than otherwise.

I must pause the narrative to mention that this movie features some of the most beautiful pussies I’ve ever seen. Personally, I’m a fan of smoothly waxed pussy. A landing strip, Hitler-mustache, happy highway, call it what you will is okay, but the “undercarriage” in my personal preference should be super-smooth. I need to SEE Cecilia’s pussy as I’m eating or fingering or fucking it, and few film companies provide such perfectly waxed ladies as Private.

The next scene just kills me. There’s a guy leading an aerobics class outdoors. No sooner does the tune of the music make you ask yourself “is that the Macarena?” does the instructor rip off his clothes and soon finds himself with a similarly naked troupe of dancercizers doing torso twists, scissor legs, and about every other move you fantasized about seeing two dozen women do at the same time (in perfect unison).

Now they hit the showers, all of them except Victoria, who left her towel right where the same girl from the first scene’s (team slut leader?) getting double-teamed by two studs. This part’s got one of the finer moments of pornomatography I’ve seen, switching provocatively from scenes of a girl getting the living bananas fucked out of her to Victoria, voyeuristically masturbating to the site of it. Very hot.

The orgy scene in this movie has got to be one of the very best I’ve ever seen. It takes place in a gym with mirrors, so it looks like there’s twice as many people fucking as there really are. Once again, nothing but tanned bodies and every imaginable combination of person and position available. Girls double-team cocks, cocks double-team girls… there’s something here for everybody.

The lighting is exceptional, and the amazingly tanline-less bodies performing in unison is nearly musical in its perfection. The plot element here is that Victoria wasn’t invited to the orgy! What a pisser.

Victoria, poor lass that doesn’t get to join in the reindeer orgy games, manages at least to win the swim meet AND fuck her masseuse lover in the film’s climactic final scene.

As far as couples-friendliness goes, I’d say Victoria’s Wet Secrets has enough fantasy-made-visual to satisfy most adventurous couples. The plot has its share of funny quirks and twists, and the actors are quite stunning to say the least. In fact, as soon as I’m done writing this review, I might just jump in the pool with Cecilia, get out and fuck like minks, too!

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Poor Victoria. She’s the newest member of the swim team and the girls aren’t taking too kindly to her. But the team needs to go for the gold and win their competitions. Whatever will they do? She narrates her tale throughoutVictoria’s Wet Secrets.

Victoria, played by Niki Belucci, and her team mates open the first scene, getting undressed in the locker room. They notice a hole in the wall and a male eyeball peering at them. Another teammate Nora, played by Lucy Love, goes to check out the problem, but gets fucked hardcore in the process, including some anal action and a massive cum shot on Lucy Love’s face at the end. The rest of the team, meanwhile, is now spying on her through the hole.

The next scene is at a swim training session. Victoria sets eyes on her new swim coach, Adam, and falls in love at first sight. Without warning, we cut to a girl/girl scene (including the lovely Jane Darling) with a couple of teammates massaging each other with baby oil. While they’re screwing, Victoria happens upon them, but quickly scampers away before the girls start using a big blue dildo together. Jane Darling even takes the toy up her ass and grinds pussies with her lover before the scene is over.

The next scene cuts quickly to Barbara Summer and Kirsty, two more swim girls, sneaking into the kitchen for a late night snack (forgetting all about their caloric restrictions, as Victoria so quickly points out in her narration). As the girls are pigging out, the same guy from the first scene that was spying on the girls wanders in and gets in on the action with a whipped-cream blowjob in a threesome scene.

BTW, the guy is wearing a god-awful sheer mesh shirt and speedos, and it’s horrifying. But there’s a very cool part where the guy sprays whipped cream under one girl’s mesh panties, then pushes the cream through the fabric and eats her out. Very creative. There’s also more anal. But food scenes make me cringe because sugar in the pussy can cause infection, and there’s way too much infection waiting to happen in this scene.

Anyhow. We go now to an outdoor aerobics scene. This scene is fucking hilarious. In between knee lifts and biceps curls, the male aerobics instructor randomly strips completely naked. Being the good students that they are, the girls all get naked too and they aerobicize all together, all naked, all outside. You get some bouncing cock and boobies throughout the scene.

Obviously tired after all that naked aerobics, the girls go hit the showers. Victoria realizes she’s left her towel out on the lawn, but when she goes to retrieve it, she finds Nora (apparently the team slut) in a three-way with two guys. Victoria sheepishly admits she masturbated to the scene. You will too, when you see Victoria pleasuring herself while Nora takes it in both ends and even gets double penetrated. Everyone cums and all is right with the world.

Remember that Victoria had a crush on Adam, the swim coach? Well, it looks like he’s digging her too. But the girls, especially a gal named Suzy, do NOT like the attraction between the two. So Suzy plans a “surprise” orgy for Adam’s birthday and manages to pull him away from Victoria for a massive love fest in the other room. Poor Victoria is once again left out.

The party gets it on in the gym, where there end up being 4 guys total for maybe 5 or 6 girls. Now it’s a tangled mass of flesh, cocks, pussies, and badly dubbed moaning while everyone gets their rocks off. While the lighting and sex is good overall, the cutting back and forth went too fast for me so that I couldn’t get into any one thing long enough to enjoy it. It mainly just looked like a bunch of limbs flailing about. But, there’s a VERY impressive double-double penetration scene, with two girls side-by-side both getting DPed. Another flash of creativity.

We end with Victoria having the final word when she wins the gold medal and ends up fucking Adam after all. There’s a pretty nice blowjob scene, then he spends time on her pussy before they fuck. Judging by the look on Victoria’s face, her wait for Adam was well worth it. She especially seems to enjoy the action.

Small complaints: There was one set of fake tits somewhere in there, but it wasn’t a horribly botched boob job. One thing that is increasingly bothersome to me, though, is the amount of guys in porn who are shaving all their pubes off. It’s a massive turn-off to me, enough so to note that all the guys in Victoria’s Wet Secrets shave all their bushes.

That aside, the sex in Victoria’s Wet Secrets is pretty damned good, I have to admit. The lighting and camera work overall is great too. Long sex scenes and plenty of variety in the action makes this one a winner.

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