Toy Review - Waterproof Rabbit Vibrator
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Waterproof Rabbit Vibrator - If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a thousand times– Rabbit vibrators aren’t famous for nothing. Here’s an inexpensive waterproof rabbit vibe (perfect for Easter!) that has delivered many (many) happy nights for us.
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Most rabbits are cute little furry things that hop around and go perfectly with baby chickens. They plant pastel colored eggs like land mines in hopes that children will find them, squeal with joy and run up their parents’ dental insurance premiums. This is not one of those rabbits. This is a wickedly, devilishly devious little purple fucker that vibrates faster than a 1972 Plymouth with a loose front end. Cecilia tells me that if I were to ever pass away unexpectedly, The Purple Rabbit (she’s got a nickname for all her toys) would be her “man” until she meets me on the other side. She loves this thing, and if I were a jealous or insecure man I’d truly be worried sick by this toy. But I’m not, and really enjoy her busting out some random machinery from the bedside “sex drawer” to off herself a few more times after I’ve given it to her the ‘au naturel’ way. Gravy orgasms. I don’t get many “second comings,” but she sure does, and half the time it’s all thanks to The Purple Rabbit. There are a number of vibrators out there that tout themselves as “The Rabbit.” Don’t be fooled though, because there are many imitators, but only one TRUE “Rabbit Vibe.” This review unfortunately is not about that particular toy. This is about one of the numerous knockoffs that feature a little rubbery bunny on top of a typical vibrating shaft. Should you turn up your nose at this imposter? Shit no… Cecilia doesn’t. In fact, she turns up her clit when she uses it… grinding as hard as she can into those flexible ears, writhing and groaning like a woman in labor. Like I said, she loves this thing. As for the good couples-uses we’ve found for it, turns out it’s great for double-penetration. I’ll be up her ass (my cock, that is) with The Purple Rabbit in her pussy. Not only does this fill her up every which way but loose, she gets to vibrate the living hell out of her clit at the same time, all the while with a free hand to give me the always-appreciated reach-around. This thing rarely leaves our shower, as it’s waterproof. Well I take that back. It migrates, not unlike a herd of penguins, back and forth from the sex toy drawer to the shower and back. Periodically I’ll find myself in the shower and notice that it’s gone… she’s got it in her clutches again, elsewhere. Likely having a grand ole time, too. Good for her! Good for me too, as it’ll be within arm’s reach next time she’s in the mood for some vibratory-good DP action in the sack! Good for us both! |
With Easter just around the corner, Alain and I figured it would be the perfect time to review my favorite rabbit vibe. This rabbit won’t bring you candy, but I don’t think you’ll be disappointed. The rabbit vibrator was immortalized years ago in a famous Sex and the City episode. Charlotte (one of the characters) bought her first vibrator– a rabbit– and didn’t leave her apartment for weeks. The “real,” original rabbit is pretty expensive. Luckily, there are loads of less expensive knock-offs out there so you don’t have to spend so much. I picked up this one primarily because it’s waterproof. I like the idea that I can take this little sucker anywhere I feel like masturbating. Even at 1/3 of the price of a “real” rabbit vibe, this guy certainly doesn’t disappoint. The vibrations are controlled by a twisty base– turn it to whatever degree you like to make it vibrate harder and faster. This is obviously a much better option that the rabbits with cords. Alain and I use this together during sex. Sometimes, it just ain’t happening for me. But pull out the rabbit (or the duckie vibe– what’s it with me and animal-shaped vibrators?) and it’s a certain orgasm. The length and width of this model is perfect for my tastes– not too big and not too small. But of course, the best part is that little rabbit. The rabbit has its own bullet vibe inside, so you actually get twice the sensation of a tradional vibe. The end of the dong part has three raised loop-things for a little extra something-something. Wrap his little ears around each side of the clit, and you’re hooked. I guess that’s possibly the bad thing about owning a rabbit vibrator– it sets the bar pretty high in terms of great vibrators, and it’s hard for me to feel fully satisfied with a traditional dong vibrator. That’s hardly a complaint, BTW. But after trying a rabbit vibrator, I can see how legitimate all the hype is. The orgasms really are that good.
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