Site Review - FemaleCelebrities.com
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FemaleCelebrities.com - We caught you checking out Jamie Pressley’s ass. So get in here and check out naked female celebrity pics.
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This site’s a lot of fun. So much fun in fact, that Cecilia had to ask me twice to actually write the review because I got so caught up in surfing this playland of celebrity flesh.
There seems to be no shortage of famous people with paparazzi pop shots out there. FemaleCelebrities.com very nicely catalogues a TON of different famous women’s sex scenes, nipple slips, sexy screencaps from their productions, and just about anything else you can imagine a woman intentionally or accidentally exposing on camera.
Imagine being able to flip through a digitized Us or People magazine, where all the pictures or the celebs are either scantily clad, in a compromising position, or fully nude. It’s like the Naked version of IMDB, but it covers so much more than just movies. The site has a (to me) easy navigation with the exception of a few “argh moments” that I’ll save for the end. It’s pretty painless to move around their numerous categories: Celebrities, Athletes, Models, Singers, Soap Stars, Flicks, Television, and a special section called “Quickies” which seemed to me like a randomized smorgasbord of celebrity skin.
I browsed this site for hours, finding new and most titillating things at every turn. There are some pages, listing (too small) thumbnails of celeb photos that have a “Show me the hard stuff” link that jumps you straight to the titty and ass shots. I thought there needed to be more of these on more of the showcased women, but hey, you can’t have everything. Sometimes the shots simply don’t exist, but usually they do, and if you’re a gawking, obsessed fan of most any woman on the planet, you can find your kicks clicking through this VAST archive of mostly-public domain footage. I don’t care how much a fan of Anna Kournikova you are, I bet you’ll find something you haven’t seen before.
There’s a large section of apparently third-party delivered porno content, split into the major categories you’d expect (Asians, Latinas, teens, strippers, lesbians, etc) that is a nice value-added 
feature. I found some of the photography in there to be mighty good, though I felt disappointed to have no way of downloading zips or other porn-site creature comforts. It’s gravy, anyway, I suppose.
The “search by name” or “search by title” feature is pretty nifty, though I found one weakness right off the bat. Perhaps syntax or case-sensitivity was an issue, but in my search for some nudie pics of Carrie Ann Moss, I chose the “by title” button and typed in “matrix” without the quotes. No results. Drat. I did manage to find a nice, juicy section of Carrie though, by browsing elsewhere. Didn’t take me too long to find, which was good.
One of the more interesting sections is the Athletes section. While most of these chicks aren’t famous (I’ve never heard of many of them), there are seemingly gazillions of them. Be sure to check out the Miss Fitness section… some of those chicks look like they would be glad to kick your ass after turning you on with their shapely physiques.
A *minor* complaint is that the site often pops in a new window, which to me was somewhat annoying. I’d try to hit my “Back” button and go nowhere, only to realize that shit, there’s a THIRD window open now. Close, close, back to business. Irritating, but not a deal-breaker or anything.
I’d have to say that FemaleCelebrities.com is a VERY couples-friendly site. There’s nothing more fun to us than flipping through clothed, mainstream celebrity rags together late at night, pointing out how AWFUL certain women look in certain outfits. Doing so together at this site is a blast, since there’s a vein of sexiness and mystery in seeing nipple-slips and windblown upskirts together.. like hunting for Easter eggs or something. I had a great time on this site and I’d recommend it to any couple who’s fond of public figures like celebrities and their myriad “oopses” caught on camera.
