Smart Balls Sex Toy Review
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Smart Balls - Chicks can have balls too with these super smooth and sexy Smart Balls.
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I’m way too scared of Ben Wa balls to actually get a set– I’m just afraid that, without some sort of string to pull them out, I’ll end up getting them stuck inside of me.
I opted for these Smart Balls instead. The idea is basically the same– a couple of slightly weighted balls that you slip into your vagina, except these are “smarter”– the balls are attached and there’s a looped string that hangs outside of you so you can easily pull them out.
So I shut myself in the bathroom with my Smart Balls. After some struggling to slide them in, I realized that I wasn’t going to get these in without some lube. Okay, no big deal.
Then, as I’m slipping the first ball in, I realize that my vagina might not be long enough for these things. It took a lot of relaxing, breathing, relaxing to finally slide both balls all the way inside. Since the balls are somewhat rigid, I was afraid of like puncturing my cervix or something. My fears were unfounded– they did finally fit.
So I’ve get the balls in, and I start walking around. This is where the fun starts. These balls have some sort of rolly ball deals inside, so when you walk around there’s a wonderful vibrating sensation. Don’t worry, no one can actually hear it.
Sitting down is a different story though. Since the balls aren’t very flexible, I was afraid to lean too far forward or sit up too straight. And I sneezed at one point, and the balls threatened to pop out. It sort of felt like have a thick, rigid tampon inside of me. Needless to say, I wasn’t completely sold on them at this point.
Then something funny happened. As I sat on the couch working with my laptop, I started getting really horny. Like, really horny. I think it was the sensation of being filled up, or maybe it was the idea that I could walk around with these vibrating balls up my pussy and no one would know. In any case, I was really hot and bothered, and Alain and I took it to the bedroom.
The balls are, by the way, great during sex. Alain teased me at first, tugging at the string to stimulate my pussy. Then he popped the balls in my ass while we were screwing, and that completely put me over the edge.
Which brings me to why I’m totally sold on the Smart Balls now. These are like no-effort foreplay. I could keep them in my pussy as long as I wanted until I was turned on enough to have sex. And once we did get jiggy, I came pretty fast, which is unusual for me. Definitely recommended.
