Couples Reviews

If you’re anti-hairy pussy, ALSScan.com might be just what you’ve been hoping for. Here’s a site that pulls no punches about what it’s all about: ALS stands for “All Ladies Shaved”… and a whole lot more.

I really like this site. A lot. Not necessarily because I prefer my pussy to be super-smooth, bald sometimes, but because it’s ultra easy to quickly navigate, features very high quality videos and photography, updates that arrive on time and all the time, and an incredibly consistent photography style that is, in my opinion, peerless for its genre.

ALSscan has been around for ages, and it’s one of the most respectable, up front adult companies around. They don’t jerk their members around like so many sites unfortunately do… they’re standup, solid and trustworthy. Quite possibly the most trustworthy site around.

It’s a no-bullshit site. You get pictures and videos and a smattering of text that let you know a bit more about their girls.

The image quality is very high, as are the videos. You won’t find any bells or whistles in here.. you get what you want… super-smooth shaved pussies, girls of all shapes and sizes, and lots of them.

The navigation, though a bit antiquated, is fast and easy to find what you want. Simple = better.

I counted 161 unique models, all of whom are extremely pretty in my opinion. While most of them are petite with small tits, a handful of them are fuller-chested.

You’ll find some familiar pornstar faces in here, but the vast majority of them are lesser-known, girl-you-wish-lived-next-door beauties which only have material to be found inside ALSScan (the site is 100% exclusive by the way).

They’ve mastered the wet-panties and cameltoe, too.

They offer their DVDs for sale, and periodically have specials that allow you to download entire DVDs of theirs, free of charge. The video sets are updated DAILY, so if you’re a buff for muff, you’ll find yourself in heaven here.

There’s a healthy dose of peeing, girl-girl sets, bikini-heaven (they market their line of ALS bikinis, too) and lots of massive insertions. There’s enough penetration tools and odd pussy-spreading instruments in here to make you feel an honorary gynecologist.

“Are you a gynecologist? No, but I did join ALSScan last night!”

I think I saw a cervix wink at me. Huge dildos, huge vegetables, hotties outdoors, indoors, and public nudity abound inside this member site, and trust me if you’re INTO ultra-smooth, well-lit pro-am girls, ALSScan will surely knock your socks off.

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ALS Scan is one of the more established amateur/teen sites on the net. ALS stands for “all ladies shaved,” which means– you guessed it– these chicks are all bald downstairs.

ALS Scan is chock-full of good quality solo and hardcore girl/girl content. You’ll see plenty of fisting and speculum insertion, along with some pissing sets and massive vegetable insertions along the way.

The first thing you’ll notice in the members’ area is that ALS Scan isn’t divided up into categories, as most adult sites are. Instead, you’ll have to make your way through their “featured models” page– that’s a fancy way of saying “model index.”

As of this review, there are over 160 models, along with a few “on location” sets with multiple girls in New Orleans, Jamaica, and St. Martin. It’s a mix of amateur girls, along with a few familiar faces like Violet Blue, Jana Cova, Sophie Moone, and more.

Each model seems to have a few photosets, but they aren’t divided up into separate galleries. You surf from page to page and just go through all of her photos at once. At the top of each model’s page is a little story about the photoshoot and the model, which was a really cool touch.

I’ve got to say that the newer pic resolutions are huge– around 750×1400, sometimes bigger. The quality overall is good– nice focus, good resolution. Lighting is a bit amateur-ish for indoor sets, but outdoor sets look awesome.

The models on ALS Scan have the smoothest pussies you’ve ever seen. It’s hard to believe that a razor could do that good of a job, but apparently it can. A lot of the girls have oil spread on their pussies to show how smooth it is.

Videos at ALS are divided into 3 sections: daily video update, director’s hottest videos, and iPorn for your iPod– not bad! Movies are available in both DivX and Windows Media. You can choose to download the whole movie at once, or shorter clips for faster downloading.

The video quality is really good– very clear, crisp movies. I saw a hilarious one of a chick getting completely naked in the streets of Budapest. Gotta love it.

ALS also has two other cool sections: outtakes and bloopers. I’m not really sure what the outtakes are. The page says that they’re ultra hot pics, but they look like pics from any other set, IMO. The bloopers are hilarious, though, and there are some real gems of comedy in here.

As far as couples friendliness goes– eh, ALS Scan doesn’t stand out in my mind as the first thing I would think of for couples looking to enjoy porn together.

That doesn’t mean it’s not a quality site, though. ALS caters to folks who really want an ultra clean, shaved pussy and teen-coed type girls. There’s no hardcore boy/girl at ALS, but there’s a lot of girl/girl fisting, gaping pussy, speculums, and odd insertions. And the site updates every single day, so you get a good bang (har har) for your buck.

If that turns you and/or your partner on, then head on over to ALS Scan!

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