Toy Review - Seymore Butts’ “Not Too Deep” Donut Rings
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Seymore Butts’ Not Too Deep Donuts - Mmmmm donuts. Sorry, these aren’t the kind of donuts you eat. Seymore Butts brings us yet another of his fantastic toys in the form of this incredibly useful dong-donut.
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“Mmmmm, donuts.” ~ Homer Simpson There are certain positions that used to make Cecilia wince in pain while we had sex. I asked her whatever was the matter, because though the sex (as usual) was hot and passionate, her reply was always, “It’s going too deep! You’re hitting my cervix.” Pause here, gentlemen, and bask in the moment with me. Mind you, I take no pleasure from discomforting Cecilia, but… “It’s going too deep” translates directly into “it’s too big.” [big, big grin] Okay, now that the smugness of that moment has worn off, I’ll move along to a set of “devices” (they’re not really toys per se) that Cecilia and I have found that is, in their ingenious and utilitarian sense, a god-send for certain sexual positions that can be painful for a woman. We keep them by the bed in the nightstand (along with our other toys and lubes) for just such an occasion where Cecilia wants to be on top, but leaning backwards pretty far, or doggie-style with her head elevated with arms propping her upwards. These positions hit her just wrong enough to hurt, but NEVER FEAR, THE DONUTS ARE HERE. We’re big Seymour Butts fans, as you might already know. I’ve been told on several occasions that I bear a striking resemblance to him, as well. That’s another story. Seymour, in his infinite sexual wisdom (or mischief) came up with these jelly rings (jelly donuts?) that fit around my cock at the base, effectively shortening the length of my cock. There’s three of these donuts, so we can make Mr. Lefty marginally smaller, medium sized (ha), or downright tiny. See photo for a better idea of what I’m talking about. (no, that’s not my cock on the box) These things are lotsa fun, and at only $20, you can’t go wrong. Cecilia puts them on me with her mouth. It takes some skills in deep throating to do it, but ladies… read up and learn and you too can don your man’s rod with these silly but wonderfully effective things. Damn, it’s sexy. Seymore Butts’ Not Too Deep Donuts at the Couples Reviews Store |
Seymore Butts is a genius. There, I said it. I was soooo excited to discover this incredibly useful sex contraption in his toy chest. He calls it the “Not Too Deep Donut Set.” It may sound odd, but it’s probably one of the more ingenious inventions in the sex toy world. Ladies, if you’ve ever had your cervix torn to shreds by a cock when you’re having sex, then you know what I mean when I say this invention is amazing. And guys, you may be hurting your lady’s little cervix and not even realize it. Check in with her to see. The guy slips these discs over his cock. The donuts provide enough of a buffer to prevent the cock from slamming too deep into the pussy, thus preventing that odd, almost gynecological feeling (sorry, I know it’s not pleasant) of having your cervix pounded. There are a couple of specific positions that tend to be uncomfortable for me when Alain and I have sex. One is when I’m on top and I lean too far back. He’s a well endowed fellow (lucky me!), and it just punctures my insides when we’re in this position. The other is doggy, specifically when I’m up on my hands and knees (as opposed to my elbows and knees, or when my torso is lying down and my ass is up in the air). Discomfort, indeed. So Alain and I tried out Seymore Butts’ Not Too Deep Donuts (the packaging looks like Krispy Kreme, BTW, which I thought was hilarious). We tried it out with one donut, and that seemed to alleviate the cervical pounding very nicely. Two donuts was probably a little more than I needed, and three was just too many donuts. I do like some measure of intense pounding when we’re fucking. They worked really, really well for the doggy position, even if Alain did look a little silly with the rings on his dong. With me on top, it was a wee bit uncomfortable to have more than one ring on. But having the one ring was a great relief. I’m so excited for these donuts. They’re not really sexy, but they’re extremely practical. And if you use your mouth to slide them on the man’s cock, then you can make it as sexy as a cock donut can be. Anything that makes sex more pleasant and comfortable ultimately makes sex much more enjoyable. I love this toy and feel that it’s a must for any sexually active couple. Seymore Butts’ Not Too Deep Donuts at the Couples Reviews Store |
June 27th, 2006 at 9:38 am
My fiance and I used the Not Too Deep Donut because he is so large and I am so small, you do the math. Well, we were both disappointed in the pleasure response that he got from this product. Yes, the product did shorten his cock making the doggy position a little less painful for me, but he did not like the way that the “donut” took away all his pleasure. He said that it felt like he was having sex with one of his appendages, not his cock. Plus the next day his cock was still sore from the tight pressure of the “donut”. We will not be using this product again. It comes in a package of 3 “donuts”. We have 2 unopened packages left. We are willing to sell real cheap the remaining unopened packages of “donuts” to anyone that wants to try it for themselves. Please contact me at Joycecat@yahoo.com if interested in purchasing the 2 unopened packages of Not Too Deep Donuts.