Couples Reviews

Of the myriad porn flicks I’ve seen in my time, very few have made me laugh as much as Space Nuts, a movie by Wicked Pictures that parodies almost every great science fiction film of the past 30 or so years. Think Space Balls meets Star Wars meets Debbie Does Dallas.

As is probably true of most guys, since the cliche’ is such, I don’t typically get too much into plotlines. In fact, I was telling a buddy just yesterday that the plots in porn movies are generally self-conscious and are there merely to poke fun at the fact that there even is a plot.

Space Nuts however, is hilariously anathema to the all-too-common practice of sitting on the fast-forward button to get to the good stuff. In Space Nuts, the good stuff is often between the sex scenes.

Not that the sex scenes aren’t hot. The movie, which features some pretty sick, twisted (and often fairly deep) comedy, has a full ten sex scenes in it. It’s a long movie, running just around three hours in length. I can’t make any mention of its girth, though.

The basic plot goes like this: Princess Hubba Hubba is heir to a big chunk of the galaxy, and is pursued by The Evil Overlord. He wants to marry her because if he does, he’ll thus conquer that real estate.

In a typical Star Wars cinematographic element, his overbearingly large wedge-shaped ship accidentally destroys her tiny space vessel, but not before she and her droid servant, Jeeves, manage to escape in an emergency pod.

They get sucked in (no pun intended) by a space casino called The Floating Balls, run by the Han Solo character… Buzz Starfokker. He puts them to work, she serving drinks in the bar and her robot servant as a pleasure-droid.

The Evil Overlord catches wind of this and blows up The Floating Balls and kidnaps the Princess to marry her. The race is now on to save the Princess because Starfokker and the Droid managed to survive the blast. Get your popcorn.

Space Nuts features better special effects than any porn movie I’ve ever seen. The quality isn’t Pixar or anything, but it certainly is on par with what you’d see on TV or in lower budget Sci-Fi movies. Not too bad!

Personally I didn’t find the sex scenes earth-shattering. They were kind of short, and rife with fake-boobed babes. Not really my kinda thing. The humor and creative aspects of the movie kept me going, I must admit. The 2-DVD set is packed with loads of extra features, too.

For couples that aren’t avid aficionados of hardcore porn movies, Space Nuts might be a great way to introduce themselves to the genre since it’s sufficiently mixed up with long stretches of dialogue and a well developed plotline.

I thought it was a welcome change from the ‘typical’ porn movies that pervade the video stores and offers a fine and funny balance of laughs and hard-ons.

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Mixing parody with porn, Spacenuts is funny and entertaining approach to adult entertainment videos.

I was really looking forward to watching Spacenuts after all the awards and rave reviews it’s gotten in the adult world.

Spacenuts centers on the story of Princess Hubba Hubba (Stormy) of the Clitorian system and the Evil Overlord (Mike Horner). The Clitorian system is the last free frontier in the galaxy, but the Evil Overlord realizes an interesting bit of information: whoever Princess Hubba Hubba marries becomes the heir to the Clitorian system. If he and his evil-doers play their cards right, he will marry the princess and take over the final free frontier.

After the Evil Overlord blows up the princess’ spaceship, the princess and her robot, Jeeves (Randy Spears), find themselves aboard the Floating Balls casino (are you laughing yet?).

At the casino, Captain Star Fockker (Evan Stone) relegates Jeeves to being a pleasure droid and makes Princess Hubba Hubba serve drinks and entertain the horny male customers.

We can’t forget, though, that the Evil Overlord is still out to get the princess. He finds her at the Floating Balls and takes her off to marry him. We can’t tell you how it ends, of course, but that’s the basic story of Spacenuts.

So where’s the sex? The ten sex scenes in Spacenuts are interspersed in this 3-hour long movie. Stormy stars in many of the scenes for some decent fucking and facial cum shots.

There’s a kick-ass scene with Jessica Drake painted totally blue, screwing Evan Stone. Devinn Lane, Amber Rain, and Casey Pink make appearances too.

Probably the best scene, in my opinion, has Kaylani Lei screwing Jeeves/Randy Spear. Nothing like a hot Asian girl fucking a droid to really get you off.

While the story is hilarious, the fucking is a bit hackneyed and the sex scenes are pretty short. In fact, I’d venture to say there’s more time dedicated to dialogue and story line than the fucking. And I’m not a fan of fake boobs, so the girls didn’t do much for me.

That aside, I think Spacenuts makes a great movie for couples because it seems more a slapstick comedy with some porn thrown in, than a porn with a bad story line. Porns that don’t take themselves too seriously tend to be better for couples starting to experiment with enjoying adult movies together, in my opinion.

Even if you’re going it solo, though, I’ve gotta say that the originality of Spacenuts makes it one of those DVDs that you pretty much have to have in your collection.

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