Toy Review - “Patchy Paul” G-spot vibe
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“Patchy Paul” G-spot vibe - This suave little g-spot vibrator gets a mixed review from your webmasters. Read our IM conversation for details and a sex update.
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Patchy Paul G-spot vibe at Fairvilla Megastore
We’re trying something new tonight. Alain and I started tonight’s review with a movie, but we . . uh . . didn’t finish it because we decided to screw and review a toy instead.
Tonight’s toy review is of “Patchy Paul” g-spot vibrator. I got him a while back and lovingly dubbed him “Fritz the Snake,” based on a name I found at a sex toy store. Plus, sorry, but “Patchy Paul” is a fucking lame name. 
When we sat down to write our review, we passed an IM conversation back and forth that ended up being perfect for a review. So instead of our usual “he said” “she said,” we figured we’d give you something different– a little peek into our online lives. The only editing we did was to add links and clean up the code, of course, to make it something we could actually post . ..lol.
Enjoy!
Alain:That kicked ass.
Cecilia:it did indeed
Alain:what’d you name him, again?
Cecilia:fritz the snake
Alain:one of your first toys, right?
Cecilia:yup
Alain:what’s the story on that?
Alain:(I’m still panting, btw)
Cecilia:it was one of a couple of toys i bought in the 6-year-long quest for my gspot
Alain:well did it help you find it?
Cecilia:eh, not by myself.
Alain:so you’re saying that this toy, in and of itself (solo use) wasn’t helpful? is a helper necessary, you’d say, to find your gspot?
Cecilia:well, to ejaculate from it, yes i need a partner. but to just stimulate it i can do that by myself
Alain:i enjoyed teasing your clit with it… it looked like Fritz’s nose was playing bumper cars
Cecilia:hahaha!!
Alain:whip, whap, groan… whip, whap, moan
Alain:looked like a dog trying to nudge something over with his nose… except it was Fritz, your German engineered vibrating snake.
Alain:it kinda bothered me though, double-penetrating you with it. remember how I kept switching it from above my cock to below? When it was above, it was kinda rough on me.
Alain:from below it wasn’t as bad.
Cecilia:odd, because i would’ve thought that the bumpy head would hurt you from below
Alain: i was experimenting with rotating it though… when its smooth side was against my cock, and thus his ’snout’ pointing downwards (towards your ass), it felt pretty good on me. did that work for you? or was I switching things around too quickly?
Alain:maybe my cock’s too big 
Cecilia:both ways felt good for me, honestly
Cecilia:and yes, your cock is too big
Alain:(that’s my girl… LOL)
Alain:how’d you dig the vibration?
Cecilia:it varies, actually. the tip– his nose– isn’t as strong on the vibrations as the base is, because the batteries are down there i think is why
Cecilia:what’d you think?
Cecilia:do vibes do anything for you when i play with them?
Cecilia:i’m always skeptical of these women’s advice things that say that guys like it too
Alain:yes and no… sometimes the vibration’s a great sensation, especially when the vibrating-whatever bumps my nuts… it’s kinda unique
Alain:sometimes though, it numbs me out, which isn’t always bad, either… a numb cock can go on, and on, and on…
Cecilia:ahh so it numbs you too. see, if i don’t cum fairly quickly from the vibrations, then i go numb and can’t cum at all
Cecilia:it blows
Cecilia:AND
Cecilia:i’ve grown much less sensitive over the years
Alain:hmm, interesting.
Cecilia:so that makes it harder to cum from vibrators
Cecilia:i almost cum better from just my fingers
Cecilia:and your thumb in my ass. . i like that too …
Alain:no vibrator knows a clit better than the clit-owner’s fingers… just like no mastrubator knows my cock like my own hand, I suppose
Alain:but they’re fun anyway… toys
Cecilia:of course
Alain:so you’d say this is a better solo toy for women, then?
Cecilia:hmm.. it’s a toss up. for double penetration like we did, the bumpy nose is too much i think
Cecilia:better dp with a soft dildo, IMO
Cecilia:but for just watching your gal masturbate, or just on your own, it’s nice
Cecilia:the best part is that it’s like a cyberskin cover
Cecilia:did you notice?
Alain:i did
Cecilia:but it doesn’t require the same care the a cyberskin dildo does
Cecilia:…… at least not tha ti know of 
Alain:how do you care for this one?
Cecilia:wash that bitch
Cecilia:soap and water, then wash the soap off
Alain:like most toys, then
Cecilia:ayup
Cecilia:of course, not a good idea to get water in the battery part
Cecilia:cuz it’ll corrode
Cecilia::(
Alain:yeah, that’d be a shockingly bad turn of events
Cecilia:i noticed some corrosion on mine tonight when i put in new batteries
Cecilia:poor little fritz
Cecilia:so what’s the verdict, then?
Alain:for couples-action, I’d give it a 3 out of 5
Cecilia:yeah, i agree
Alain:wanna try it again? :-*
Alain:i mean, multiple trials are a necessity of scientific research
Cecilia:that’s correct. . . we are on a quest here. this is for the good of humanity
Alain:sweet! i’ll meet you in the bedroom!
Alain:i am ON MY WAY
Cecilia: hot damn! meetcha there
Patchy Paul G-spot vibe at Fairvilla Megastore
