Couples Reviews

Stealth and discretion with sex toys is always a nice touch, especially when they actually work really well.

I-Rub-My-Duckie is one such toy, and though it’s 99% Cecilia’s toy (she puts the vibe on me every now and then… it’s fun), I must say that I’m intrigued by the little guy. It’s yellow. It vibrates. You can carry it on an airplane with you. Maybe.

The wicked little notion of seeing the Duckie sitting on the edge of a bathtub without worrying that a sex toy is in plain view of your guests as they use your bathroom is very satisfying, in my opinion. Being able to leave your vibrator in plain sight of passersby gives me (and I’m sure, Cecilia) a little chuckle inside.

This thing’s constructed very well, seems to take abuse like a champ, is waterproof, and vibrates harder than a 7th grader on prom night.

I’ve used it numerous times on her, pressing its head into her clit and seeing her writhe with delight.

There’s a knack to it, since there are so many specialized angles with which you can press on various parts of your lover’s anatomy with. While its tail gives one distinct sensation, the top of its head gives something completely different. Plenty of fun to experiment with!

As far as a couple-friendly toy goes, I’d have to say the I-Rub-My-Duckie definitely fits the bill.

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He looks so cute, doesn’t he? Innocent eyes, smiling face . . . Who doesn’t love a rubber ducky?

Push on this little guy’s back and your innocent rubber ducky turns into a vibrating source of orgasmic pleasure.

The I Rub My Duckie was my first vibrator, actually a Christmas gift from a friend (what a friend, huh?).

Yes, it’s a rubber duck– not the most erotic looking thing I can think of. But the I Rub My Duckie has been my go-to vibrator whenever I want a guaranteed orgasm.

You can’t insert this fun toy, but the duckie has several bumps and angles that produce lovely sensations.

What’s nice about the I Rub My Duckie is that it offers both direct vibrations and an overall massage. Ladies, if you’ve ever gotten your clit numb from a vibrator, then you know the value of having a choice of vibrations.

I love pushing his little bill right on my clit for a concentrated vibration. The tail is thicker than the bill, and you can insert it a little bit into your pussy for some sense of penetration. (By the way, the majority of the vagina’s nerve endings are located at the first 1/3 of the vaginal entrance, so the vibes right there are perfect.)

For a more overall vibrating feel all over your mound and labia, the bottom and the back of the I Rub My Duckie will deliver exactly what your looking for. The shape of the duck’s back fits perfectly into the curve of your pubic mound.

This little sucker lasts a long time off of just 2 AA batteries. And what’s great is that the vibrations slow down over time, offering yet another experience with this little fucking duckie.

Just to make it better, the duck is waterproof. I’ve used it in the shower with no problems at all.

I like these vibrators that look like everyday objects, for both the novelty aspect as well as the non-threatening aspect. If it looks like a rubber duck, you’re not masturbating pervert, right?

Whether it’s for a gift or for yourself, the I Rub My Duckie is so fucking cute and so fucking delicious on your clit that it’s a great investment. And at only $20, you can’t go wrong.

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