DVD Review - Calling a Gigolo
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Calling a Gigolo - For folks who want to forget the storyline and get straight to the fucking, “Calling a Gigolo” will do the trick.
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Here we have a movie about intrigue, deception, extortion, blackmail, and thick European accents. There’s a ton of fucking in this movie as usual, and it’s nicely interspersed with deviously bad dialogue through muddy foreign accents. Great fun for a Wednesday night! As is standard with Private films, this movie features hot women, hot sex, and scenes to make anyone with red blood in their veins horny. The lighting is exceptional and the pornamatography is well done. No complaints here! The movie opens with a scene of an older fellow sitting behind a desk, a business owner from the gyst of it, chatting with his employees… two guys and a girl. He laments to them that their sales have dipped lately, and that he’s got a new idea: blackmail! See, their business is sort of an escort service… erm, service-service. The guys are gigolos and the girl’s their sidekick who manages to get fucked in numerous ways along the line. The older guys says to them that he’s going to hire photographers to take pictures of wives getting “serviced” by these gigolos, and then extort their husbands into paying him a monthly fee to not publish the photographs. He’s got the husbands by the balls it turns out, since he’s savvy to them cheating on their wives when they’re out of town on business. Tsk tsk. To demonstrate the types of movies he’s talking about, he hits a button on his remote and directs their attention to a plasma screen on the wall, revealing the movie’s first scene. It’s a blonde getting nailed good and hard by one of the studs. She seems really horny and turned on, the bored housewife, to be fucked by her very own gigolo. She’s sucking him off at first, but then lays down on the couch and sticks to fingers into her ass, all the while eyeing him with “please fuck me in the ass.” He obliges, and fucks her ass in several different ways before she jerks him off like a pro. lapping up his dribbling cum. I must pause here and say that if you enjoy anal action, Private movies are VERY good at making sure there’s plenty of ass-fucking in each film. In fact, most scenes involve anal action. Incidentally while this movie/scene is taking place, the older guy says he’s got shit to do, and leaves the three by themselves to “study the movie.” After the movie’s over, they procede to get it on themselves. She begins by stroking their cocks until hard, while one of the gigolos rubs her pussy and eats her out. This scene’s a pretty hot MMF situation, and she’s busy the entire time, whether she’s got a cock in her mouth and one in her ass, or being double-penetrated in reverse-cowgirl… she handles the action like a champ. Good girl. Scene number three involves the two gigolos travelling to the home of one of their clients… two bored housewives just sitting on the couch, waiting for their servicemen to come fuck them. There isn’t much preamble… they get there, say hello and begin fucking. It’s a hot foursome scene where everybody gets their attention. Nobody’s left out, and again as Private’s famous for doing, there’s lots of anal action and two nice cumshots at the end. All the while, there are little cut-scenes to where the photographer dude is peeping in the window with his camera, snapping shots of the whole thing. What, you think they wouldn’t stick to the PLOT here? Scene number four takes place in a bathtub, that finishes with much less water in it after bored housewife gets enthusiastically porked in it by her studly gigolo. The girl’s got massive, natural tits, which is nice to see in a porn flick. Scene number five involves a hot, busty brunette in a leopard-print blouse getting once again porked by our two fearless gigolos. One thing that stuck out for me (besides my dick) in this scene was the brief, opening dialogue where she repeats, in an amusingly-thick accent, “I want cock. I want cock.” She gets what she’s after and gets filled in about every orifice except her ears. Good scene. An integral part of the plot (remember that?) takes place between scene five and the final, sixth scene. It involves the mastermind, the older guy from the beginning of the movie, sitting down with the husband of the chick in the bathtub (from scene number four). He’s looking at the pictures, gratuitous porno shots of his wife getting fucked, and appears to show NO emotion except by saying “I can’t believe this. This is impossible.” (LOL) He agrees to pay our blackmailing mastermind $5,000 a month to keep HIS philandering secrets, else the senior gigolo will publish the photos. The guy sheepishly agrees. Next, mastermind is talking to his gigolos and side-kick chick and says that business is booming, and they’ve got a lot of cheating husbands under their thumbs. Great work boys! Now we’re going to have to expand our operations. For this, they’re sent to a disco (which is not playing disco music, btw) to recruit three new studs to add to the gigolo stable. The ploy is to have them sit and watch one of the veteran gigolos fuck the side-kick chick. If they get horny, and produce “a nice cumshot,” then they’ll get hired. Cut to the disco, where side-kick girl gets fucked in all directions (in a disco) while these three dudes watch. At first, I wasn’t sure why they weren’t joining in, but recalling the poorly-enunciated English in the previous scene, I managed to piece it together. After the raucous public sex display, they form a 5-man circle-jerk around her and spew on her face. She’s a spitter, by the way… I hate that. Gripe: we don’t know how the story ends! Aside from these guys producing fair-to-midlin’ cumshots on side-kick-chick’s chin, that’s how the movie ends! A bit flat, if you ask me. |
If your motto is “the more, the merrier,” then you’ll like Calling a Gigolo. Private Studios delivers another well-shot porn with plenty of huge cocks, natural tits, and enough anal action to go around. The story line isn’t much, but it basically involves Giancarlo, a high-class pimp whose business is going under. He gets the bright idea of blackmailing his clients by having a spy take pictures of the various wives getting fucked by the gigolos. Don’t worry if you don’t care much for storyline– Calling a Gigolo uses this premise as a very thin thread connecting the scenes. The first scene has three of Giancarlo’s employees (brunette Sarah and two guys) watching one of these blackmail videos, featuring Sandra Russo and a guy. The scene starts with a blowjob, but finally escalates to involve anal sex and then pop shot. Meanwhile, Giancarlo’s three employees have gotten hot and bothered by watching the video and a threesome quickly ensues. Sarah gives each of the guys a blowjob, then takes turns getting fucked by each of them. She boldly takes double penetration, and finally enjoys two cum loads on her face and mouth (though she does spit it out). In the next scene, the two guys head off to their first blackmail project involving two bored wives, Melinda and Frederica. As you might expect, this is a long group sex scene with plenty of action to enjoy. Both girls give blowjobs, get fucked, and take it in the ass. Frederica then gets DP’d while Melinda stands by to suck on a cock or two and masturbate to the scene. Frederica takes one cum load in her mouth while the other guy goes to finish with Melinda. Frederica joins in, and both girls share the cum load from this one. We cut directly to the next scene featuring Laura Lion, a busty brunette, and another of Giancarlo’s gigolos. This one takes place in a bathtub. Laura gets her big, fleshy tits massaged with soapy water. She gets him hard with a handjob, then he joins her in the tub. Laura gets fucked in the ass (the water splashing about is a bit distracting), then they get out of the tub to finish with a facial for Laura. Giancarlo’s next project for his gigolos is to seduce Daria, the wife of a famous lawyer. Two of the guys head on over, and she is quickly seduced into a double blowjob, some doggy-style sex with one guy, and reverse cowgirl with the other. Once again we get a double penetration scene, finishing up with a double facial shot. Now it’s back to Giancarlo, who is showing some of the incriminating pics to one of the unsuspecting husbands. Here we learn that his blackmail scheme is working quite well, and he’s ready to send Sarah and the two boys off on their next project– to find new recruits at a disco. The idea is to fuck Sarah in front of some new guys, get them hard, then have them all pop their loads to see if they’re worthy of working as Giancarlo’s gigolos. This final scene has Sarah getting fucked at the disco. The three recruits look on as she does some reverse cowgirl, then takes it up the ass in the doggy and spoon positions. Sure enough, the new recruits are hard and ready, and Sarah takes 5 cum shots in her mouth, one at a time (once again spitting it out). Calling a Gigolo is an above-average porn in terms of the excellent camera work and video quality. Even in the group sex scenes, the camera angles ensure that you don’t miss any of the screwing. You also get plenty of anal, threesomes, and group action, along with a surprising amount of double penetration. And I must mention that all the guys are very well hung with gorgeous bodies. The girls, in my opinion, had great bodies (and all natural tits), but weren’t so cute in the face. Not that you’re looking much at her face If you’re looking for good wanking material, then Calling a Gigolo will absolutely fit the bill. Although the video quality and variety of sex was good, this really didn’t do it for me, and it’s a coin toss as to whether couples can view this together. |
