Couples Reviews

Remote Control Butterfly - These are remote control vibrating panties. Enough said. If you and your partner are fun and willing spirits, the remote control butterfly is probably the most fun sex toy you’ll ever buy!

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Happy Thursday, everyone!

Occassionaly, good old mom sends me a decent joke. I find this especially funny because Alain & I met online.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish…………………………..49.
Adventurous………………….Slept with everyone.
Athletic…………………………No breasts.
Average looking……………..Moooo.
Beautiful………………………..Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure………….On medication.
Feminist…………………………Fat.
Free spirit………………………Junkie.
Friendship first………………..Former slut.
New-Age………………………Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned…………………No BJs.
Open-minded………………….Desperate.
Outgoing………………………..Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional…………………….Bitch.
Voluptuous……………………..Very Fat.
Large frame…………………….Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate………………Stalker.

WOMEN’S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry =You’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk =You’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead =You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10.You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN’S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you.
11. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay

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Teen XXX Action - Hot Euro-babes getting fucked . . . what else could you ask for? Teen XXX Action is a high-gloss, high-quality hardcore site that’ll keep you busy for a while.

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Okay, so this is sort of a toy review– a board game instead of a sex toy. Close enough.

I’m a huge fan of board games, so I was stoked when my best friend gave me 7 Deadly Sins for my birthday.

This is basically a spin on Trivial Pursuit, but of course with an erotic bent. The game is played almost the same as TP, with each player choosing a peg and working their way around the game board. Most of the playing squares are for trivia questions. But every so often, you’ll land on a token square. Each of the token squares are associated with a different one of the 7 deadly sins (vanity, envy, anger, sloth, greed, guttony, and of course lust).

When you land on a token square, you choose a sin card (as opposed to a trivia question card). You have to act out the sin to win the token (although you can decline to perform the sin). The first person to win all 7 tokens/sins is the winner.

The sins range from kind of lame, to a little sexy, to pretty damned funny. Some examples:

• Impersonate George W. Bush speaking out about how we should go after Iraq (love the left-leaning humor)
• Wear your underwear on the outside of your pants for the rest of the game (skid marks are funny, damn it)
• Allow the player on your right to give your shoulder an ink pen tattoo (lame)
• Allow other players to lick you wherever they want (now we’re talking)

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Brides & Bitches - A bridal fetish porn flick from Private Studios (2001). This movie features a little something for everyone– lots of anal, group sex, lesbian action, hot guys and girls, and no fake boobs! Very couple friendly for folks who like high-quality adult productions.

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Welcome to Couples Reviews! If it’s your first time here, be sure to read our About Us page.

To give you some background, my husband, Alain, and I started this site after we fruitlessly searched for adult entertainment that we could enjoy together. As they say, necessity is the mother of all invention, and Couples Reviews was born.

We hope you enjoy the site. Email us if you have any comments or questions, at webmaster@couplesreviews.com.

Much love,

Cecilia