Couples Reviews

Seymour Butts delivers again, but in a novel way this time. The subject of his move “Female Ejaculation” is just that, and is mostly dedicated to the scientific and practical pursuit of one of those rare and elusive things in life–the female G-Spot.

A moment of silence, dear friends, for the sacred, the miraculous, and the precious female G-Spot.

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Seymour approaches this enigmatic and oftentimes mythical subject with his typical panache and style, explaining the science and sensuality of this vital yet largely ignored phenomenon, the female ejaculation. Since the G-Spot is inseparable from a discussion on female ejaculation, he immediately begins to explain the physiological mechanisms for making a woman “squirt.”

Men squirt all the time. Well, at least and usually only once. Women can squirt too, but society and Freud have done their best to quell the popularity of this very possible (and imperative) aspect of female sexuality.

Tell us about the movie, you say, we’re all experts on the G-Spot and female ejaculation. Whatever.

The movie is refreshingly carried out as a documentary. Seymour speaks as though a Richard Atenborough of the female genitalia, explaining the physiology and details of the feminine anatomy eloquently and efficiently, with all but a Bullwinkle diagram. It’s very informative, and guys, if you don’t know about this stuff already (i.e. the ability to make any woman gush a veritable fountain of juice), then this is definitely the movie for you.

Cut to the past, when Cecilia and I first got jiggy together. She told me she’d squirted once, and that being all I needed, I proceed to find her magical G-Spot within minutes thanks to her helpful vocal guidance. When I found it, I nearly drowned. Gents, if you’ve never PERSONALLY experienced a female ejaculation, stop what you’re doing… right now… and find your partner’s G-Spot. If nothing else matters in your sexual relationship, finding your Lady’s fountain of pleasure is your first and foremost assignment. She will thank you. And you will thank me. Or Seymour. Whoever.

There are a few separate scenes in this movie with chicks in various stages of gushing, all interspersed with valuable dialogue from Seymour on the finer nuances of a woman’s ability to squirt and a man’s ability (and duty) to induce her to squirt. The most important aspect of a woman’s sexual pleasure, physiologically, is her Pubococcygeus (”PC”) muscles, or her Kegel Muscles. They’re the same thing, and you can call them whichever you please. Special techniques for increasing the strength of these muscles is described in oftentimes amusing ways. You’ll dig it, for sure.

Bottom line: This movie serves both the function of getting us off with sexy portrayals of women in the grip of earth-shattering G-Spot orgasms, and educating us from a serious and sober perspective on the realities of female ejaculation. Highly recommended from both points of view, and this movie is sure to fire up curiosities, explorations and adventure in the bedroom.

Judging from my own experience guys, if you do this right, prepare to sleep on the wet spot which will consume approximately 80% of your mattress.

Semore Butts’ “Female Ejaculation” at Adult DVD Empire

Gonzo porn fans know all about Seymour Butts, a curly-headed mop top who somehow made a name for himself in the adult industry. He was also the subject of a Showtime series, “Family Business.”

Female Ejaculation is among my favorite adult movies. It’s part documentary, part instruction, and part porn. In this movie, he teaches you how to find and stimulate the female G-spot in order to produce female ejaculation.

Being a ‘squirter’ myself, female ejaculation is a subject near and dear to my heart, so I definitely dig this movie. I really like Seymour’s sex-positive and understanding attitude. Female viewers will appreciate that Seymour makes a point of reminding us that women’s bodies are beautiful, even when our bodies make squishy, sloppy noises and fluids. I love it when he tells the viewer that “a little shit on your dick” is no big deal when you’re having anal sex.

I can tell you that the techniques he teaches are exactly what you do to get a female to ejaculate, so the instruction is accurate. He explains everything he’s doing as he demonstrates on a number of girls, so it’s very easy to understand, too.

The end of the movie is a montage of female ejaculation clips set to a cheesy porn soundtrack, and that’s where you’re reminded that this movie is part porn, too. It’s actually a pretty decent (if low-budget) montage that will get the juices flowing to practice everything you just learned.

Unless you specifically don’t like the amateur feel of gonzo movies, I highly, highly recommend Female Ejaculation. This is a very refreshing departure from those cheesy, boring sex instruction videos out there. It’s right on as far as instruction goes, and Seymour’s positive and understanding attitude makes this a very couple-friendly flick.

Semore Butts’ “Female Ejaculation” at Adult DVD Empire