Remote Control Vibrating Panties Review
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Remote Control Butterfly - These are remote control vibrating panties. Enough said. If you and your partner are fun and willing spirits, the remote control butterfly is probably the most fun sex toy you’ll ever buy!
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So Cecilia gets this box of new toys in the mail and as usual, I’m pretty excited to see what she’s got. Out come some dildos, a couple of vibrators, and a g-spot toy.She says, “Oh, and my favorite little thing I’ve never tried before . . . remote control vibrating panties.”They’re purple. They’re rubbery feeling. They have straps. They have a remote control. Nice. Imagine a butterfly, but rubbery, that can strap to a woman’s pussy and spring to life (it’s . . . aliiiiive) with the touch of a button. As excited as ever of course, she tells me she wants to try them on. Being the easy-going guy that I am, and knowing that my participation in this will be, aside from pressing the on-off switch, vicarious, I sat down on the couch with the remote (the SPECIAL remote . . . much more fun than any that control boring AV equipment in our entertainment center). From the other room I hear her titter, and then, “Okay, they’re on!” I flip the switch and a little red light comes on. Instantly, through the walls, I hear “Wwwwwwwow!!!!! Whhaaaaaooooaaaa!!! Holy shiiiiiiiit!!!!!” I flip the switch to the off position and the little red light goes off. Instantly, through the walls, I hear “Dammit! Awwww! Shit, turn it back on!!!” From what Cecilia tells me, they vibrate pretty wildly. I can surmise as much from how her eyes roll up into her head when they’re on. When the switch is on, SHE’S on. Nice. Need I say more? Probably not, but I will. We decided to take these with us on a business trip. Into the wild, so to speak. We had to fly and, in our packing, the panties part went into the suitcase (to be checked) and the remote went into my laptop bag (carry-on). This turned out to be a big mistake, because the minute we checked our luggage, I realized that the remote control is a tiny black box, about the size of a domino but fatter, is nondescript without any markings, has a battery inside, an on-off switch, and a red light. Kind of looks like a BOMB DETONATOR. Not good to be taking a device like this through security at an airport. So we decided to approach the ticket counter and, uh, explain the situation. The desk attendant that motioned to us had to be in her late sixties, maybe early seventies. She was ancient, but had a nice face. Just the type to explain that this tiny apparatus, which needs to be placed into our checked luggage, *is* what it *is*. “Can I help you?” “Yes hello, we just checked our bags a moment ago, and realize that we need to put something inside.” “What is it that you need to put inside your bags? You can’t carry it on with you?” “No,” and I held up the little black box. “What’s that?” “The remote control for her vibrating panties.” “The what?” Louder this time, so she could hear. “The remote control for her vibrating panties.” Everybody else heard, too. Somewhat bewildered, she turned red and repeated, “Remote control…. vibrating….. panties.” Chuckles from other travellers in line. “Yes, remote control vibrating panties,” I say, with more than a bit of a grin. The expression on her face for that brief moment before she said “Yes, we’ll get your bags,” was PRICELESS. We got our bags, put the little black box inside, and happily went on our way knowing that that lady will probably tell that story to every ticket agent in the break room for years to come. A tip for those of you with a good sense of humor and close friends: Let other people borrow the remote when your lady’s wearing them out in public. Don’t tell them what it is, just tell them to turn it on. They’ll (maybe) figure out what they’re doing . . . if your lady is around. |
I heart remote control vibrating panties! Remote control panties aren’t the most extreme or wild toy you can find, but boy are they fun! Try walking through a public area with a vibrator going off in your panties, unbeknownst to those around you. And since this toy is remote controlled, someone else gets to determine when and where the vibrations happen.This is a great party toy, too. The remote control holder can give the remote to anyone in the room, and the butterfly wearer gets a pleasurable buzz at unpredictable times. I actually wore these to a party while my husband passed around the control, but didn’t tell the guests what exactly they were doing. A lot of fun and wildly erotic when it’s a secret. One thing to beware of is that the remote control looks like a bomb detonator. The reason I warn about this is because of an incident we had at the airport when we were travelling. I had the remote control in my purse, and it occurred to us that it may cause problems trying to go through security. Alain and I ended up having to go back to the check-in counter and explain the situation to a 60ish-year-old woman at the desk. Everyone at the counter heard, which caused quite a ruckus. Good times. It’s likely that the butterfly wearer won’t cum from these panties, but you never know, and they do vibrate really nicely. Surprisingly, you couldn’t really see the bump of the vibrating bullet through my jeans, although it may be more visible with other fabrics and clothing. The hip straps are adjustable for a range of hip sizes. And the remote control on the butterfly has a much wider range than other remote control panties that I’ve seen—25 feet of range with the butterfly as opposed to about 10 feet with other panties. It even worked around corners and through walls when we tested it– kick ass! Other information: The remote control butterfly doesn’t really count as ‘panties,’ because they’re fashioned more like a jock strap. The butterfly is made of a comfortable rubber-type material, with a bullet vibrator in the magic spot. The remote control is a discreet, small black box (maybe 2 x 2 inches), so it’s perfect to slip into your pocket or purse. I definitely recommend this toy! Giving it as a gift pretty much guarantees you’ll be a hero. It’s a little on the pricey side, so make sure you buy it for someone who will really appreciate it, or maybe split the cost with your partner. You get what you pay for, though, which is why I recommend this particular model. Check these panties out, and let the games begin! |
